Thursday, November 8th, 2007 at 8:49 am in Kid Nation.
Ever since Sophia got the gold star in Episode One and we found out it was worth 20k, it’s been tainted. We’ve had to wonder whether the Kid Nation twerps were lugging water, digging trash pits and cleaning toilets for the good of the cause or if it’s just been about Gold Rush ’07.
So, last night, we get a talent show, rather than good deeds, to determine the gold star winner.
Lemme digress: We may have a battle for the next Taylor. Olivia is starting to annoy me. It’s a holdover from her meanness to Anjay when they were battling in the town council election. In this week’s episode, she wasn’t rude but the look of expectation (not hope) on her face as the gold star was announced bugged me. I feel petty for having such feelings toward children, but, well, deal with it! On the other hand, Divad is worse with her campaigning for the gold star and criticisms of the winners. Just awful.
Want to know how to be crowned the new Taylor? Be mean to Alex next week. How can you not like that kid after he said this week that two of the girls are being referred to as “Nicole and Paris, but I don’t really know what that means.”
Where was I? Talent show? Other than Kelsey’s piano playing, little real talent got air time on the show. (Note to producers: How about putting the entire talent show on the KN web site?) But at least we got to see the kids (apparently) doing their own things: Olivia’s stand-up comedy routine; Jared reading Shakespeare (did he bring the book with him to Bonanza City?); Greg and Blaine in drag.
Kennedy, the 12-year-old from Kentucky who was in the spotlight for the first time, was wacky as she promised she’d be. She seemed nice enough. I didn’t dislike her. But this performance was worth the gold star and 20 grand?
I suppose now that the gold star is tainted, it really doesn’t matter how it’s awarded.
Other notes: Do you think Kennedy’s mom could’ve had more makeup on when she got the phone call at the end? Easy on the rouge, mom. … The bubble-gum chewing showdown was somewhat original. Reminded me of Bubblegum Alley in San Luis Obispo. … Would someone please burn the pioneer journal?