Dallas Braden’s “Top Ten” list for David Letterman

In case you’re curious about Dallas Braden’s performance from tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman,” here’s the “Top Ten” list he presented:

“Thoughts That Went Through Dallas Braden’s Mind While He Threw His Perfect Game”

10. “Grandma’s right. Stick it, A-Rod.”

9. “I did it! Oh crap, it’s only the 4th inning.”

8. “Seriously, how cool a name is Dallas Braden?”

7. “Now maybe Justin Bieber will notice me.”

6. “I must not tell the world I’m Iron Man.”

5. “This is something they can never take away from me. But for $50,000 you can have my glove.”

4. “This next pitch, eyes closed.”

3. “Even I’ve never heard of me.”

2. “I should at least give up one hit so I don’t have to do Letterman.”

1. “Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call.”

Joe Stiglich