The first thing you have to understand is that Adam Wainwright and Bartolo Colon are nothing like one another.
Wainwright is 6-foot-7. Colon is 5-11.
Wainwright throws every pitch under the sun. Colon throws fastballs, then more fastballs.
Wainwright pitches in the National League for the Cardinals. Colon, close to being a lifer in the American League, pitches for the A’s.
Wainwright is, at 31, in the middle of his career. Colon is, at 40, close to the end.
But in one instance the right-handers could be twins.