Comments on: Cal football: Spring practice No. 9

By: wehofx

wehofx — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:02:05 +0000

To all you skeptics, I have a friend who is a high level official in the State Dept. She told me that morons has indeed been tasked by Hillary herself to go to the Middle East.

For all of you who think morons is a pathological liar, if It was, It would have exaggerated and said Obama tasked It for a high level diplomatic mission to the Middle East. Instead, morons showed modesty.

So morons is going to bring peace to the Middle East from Command Central in Its’ parent’s basement.

My friend also told me that morons is in the upper 1 percentile in net Twinkies, Ding Dongs and, especially, Ho Ho’s consumed. It is filthy rich. Now that you know the truth, I hope all of you who have unjustly belittled morons in the past feel suitably chastised.

By: Will

Will — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:12:51 +0000

Philippines? Changed man? That sounds awfully similar to Hebron Fangupo’s story.

http://scfootball.blogspot.com/2008_12_14_archive.html

By: Golden Bear

Golden Bear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:52:31 +0000

And of course he spent friday night in front of his computer. Remember — this is the troll who spent all day Christmas posting. Not with family or friends. And certainly not with a girlfriend.

He is one pathetic mentally ill freak who had to quit law school for “medical reasons” — the way polite people refer to mental breakdowns.

Pity the troll.

By: Golden Bear

Golden Bear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:50:28 +0000

I beleive the troll can travel. When he got banned by the BearInsider board, he cried about how his mommy took him to the Phillipines and seeing the poverty made him want to change (which we all knew was bs and we promptly got him banned).

So he has to travel with his mommy or daddy. That’s how pathetic this guy in his late 20s is.

He lives with mommy and daddy and his trips are paid for by mommy and daddy.

Pity the troll. This is all he has.

By: calbear

calbear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:58:58 +0000

btw

where does sanchez go in the draft?

By: calbear

calbear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:58:07 +0000

MoreNC – did you wait that after one week to go because of spring scrimmage?

By: Will

Will — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:32:34 +0000

And yet, Patty Cakes, you spend your Friday night alone AGAIN in front of your computer.

I bet you are going to Egypt and Jordan and Israel and the West Bank…in your version of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego. Keep dreaming Patty Cakes. Plus Pete Carroll would never give you time off from your pooper scooper duties.

By: DBear

DBear — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 07:24:03 +0000

moreBSiscoming sounds like the Saturday Night Live character played by Kristen Wiig; that knows everybody, invented everything, been everywhere, etc. “…in one week I will be traveling across the Middle East visiting Egypt, Jordan Israel…”

As if this skid mark has ever been anywhere in its life LOL!!!! AMY, you’re lucky when your mommy lets you play in the back yard. Just be happy being the pathetic internet blob that you are.

By: MoreNCsarecoming

MoreNCsarecoming — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 03:35:59 +0000

Will Says:
April 17th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
We always knew you were pretty pathetic, but the actual figure is probably lower than anyone could ever imagine.>>>>> That’s why in one week I will be travelling across the Middle East visitng Egypt and Jordan and Israel and the West Bank/Palestine while you stay here waiting for my next post.

By: Will

Will — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:29:18 +0000

I think you’re right, we would all be surprised by your net worth. We always knew you were pretty pathetic, but the actual figure is probably lower than anyone could ever imagine.