What’s with your anal and fecal fetish? It appears so often in your posting, one wonders if your potty training left hurtful experiences for you? Maybe that is where the roots of your cowardice came.

HAHAHAHAHAHA…says the one named “Yoda”.

LOL

I truly am sorry your life is so pathetic. Maybe you should try getting into Diablo Valley College and taking some sort of secretarial course. It’s the first step to actual employment, which could just possibly lead to a life.

I know, it’s a longshot, but do think about it. Don’t let the failure of your 12-step program get you down.

I know you are going through some tough times and don’t need salt rubbed into your wounds so I thought I would give a shout out to a deserving poster. Here is what one of your own posted and I concur wholeheartedly.

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Cal fans are stupid – Yesterday, 11:13 PM

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Like many of you, I’ve been pretty critical of Tedford recently. A lot of the criticism has been fair, harsh, or in some cases overly harsh.

But recently there have been lots of posts from infrequent posters that are so irrational in their criticism that they are just plain stupid. They are so dumb in their observations and criticisms of our athletic dept and university that at first I found them funny. Now they’re not so funny because I think these stupid posters are serious. I thought they were trolls but the sheer magnitude of stupid threads leads me to believe that most of them are Cal fans.

Keenan was right. Cal fans have no idea what’s going on.

The typical stupid poster will respond by saying “every fan base is like this”. Bull. In a few days, some poster will start yet another thread with rankings that say UC Berkeley is one of the world’s top universities. Despite this pedigree and intellect, poster on this forum (many of whom are Cal alum) will continue to post ridiculously stupid threads. Congratulations!!! You attended one of the top universities in the world and yet are as dumb as all the other posters from “inferior” universities. ROLL ON YOU BEARS!!! LOL

All of this leads me to believe that the average Cal football fan is among the most dumb in the country. The average Cal dude here is so dumb that not even receiving an education from one of the finest universities in the world could enlighten them. They remain irrational and stupid. I feel more and more dumb every time I read this forum. The same way I felt after watching Idiocracy.

So revel in your stupidity Cal fans! Go Bears! Lets read more posts about how all the sacks are not the fault of the oline. Or how the over/under for attendance for the UCLA is 30K. Or how Tedford is losing on purpose as a part of some conspiracy. Go Bears!

If we can have anything resembling the Bruan to Montgomery basketball renaissance then we will be relevant again real soon – too much talent.

We ALL love going to Cal games at beautiful Strawberry Canyon, anywhere for that matter. But obviously, it is SO much better when your team actually has a chance to win a tough, meaningful game, something I haven’t felt for many seasons now. But those days will be back! Go Bears!

Fact: Tedford = 13-19 last 32 games and 3 of these mesley wins were over FCS Cupcakes Presbyterian, S. Utah, and my alma mater UC Davis.

So that’s 10-19 against FBS teams last 29 games. That is putrid. Utterly putird. You can call my language vitrol but I call Cal football under Tedfraud the last 3+ years brtual and abysmal. Undisciplined, poorly coached, play not to lose mediocre QBing dribble.

Cal is flat boring to watch. Every 3rd road game is a woodshed whooping not worthy of a Pac12 school.

I’ll quote another fed up Cal fan ….
Tedford and Sandy got us in this mess and it should cost them their jobs. Just the fact the we’re even in this fiscal debacle/situation and having this conversation says it all…They gambled with house money and lost. Fire them both!

But… the 2 that Eric mentions… and there were quite a few others- one in particular whose name I remember quite well, just posted “Dan, you’re an idiot”. Nice, huh? Of course, that guy is nowhere to be seen anymore. Could dish it out but couldn’t take it.

And to be clear, I wasn’t calling for Tedford’s head while pointing out criticisms all the way back to 2005, but my criticisms were valid then as they are now. In fact they were a sign of what was coming.

I saw the same thing much earlier in Braun’s tenure. In both cases I was in the minority pointing out what I saw as shortcomings during reasonably successful times- my friends rolled their eyes from time to time, but all eventually became part of the throngs of frustrated and fed up Cal hoops and football fans.

Like the movie line “I see dead people”, I see dumb coaches.

Ouch, just hurt my shoulder patting myself on the back.