My job is like Christmas
I don’t want to brag, but for a person who likes to read, my job is like Christmas every day. There are piles of manila-folder-colored packages on my chair and desk. Sometimes, depending on what time of year, there are boxes. All of these have books in them. Most are trade-paperbacks, because the Times Book Club only reads those. There are often hardcover as well; the smart publishers know to send these so I can read them and put the paperback on my schedule for the Book Club, which is set up months in advance. Usually.
Sometimes the books go immediately into a box meant for the Contra Costa Library system. Most self-help books go there. The most recent one is “The Secrets of Happily Married Women: How to Get More Out of Your Relationship by Doing Less,” by Scott Haltzman and Theresa Foy DiGeronimo. The fact that it appears to be the same sort of thing as that “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” crap isn’t even the most disturbing aspect of this book. No, it’s the cover. On the cover is a photo of a pedestal, with the bottom half of a woman standing on it. The woman is wearing a hideous floral skirt that look like an apron my mother would have worn in the 1950s if my mother had terrible taste. She’s also wearing matching pink mules that look to have, regrettably, some sort of Velcro or buckle on them. At least she’s not wearing hose with the open toes.
I don’t always judge the books by their covers. Some I put in the reject pile because they’re too genre-y, like the cop books with protagonists who are always sassy (if they are women) or tough-talking (the males). Or, they go in the pile because I know I’ll never use them for the Times Book Club such as another recent one, “That Sweet Enemy: Britain and France: The History of a Love-Hate Relationship” by Robert and Isabelle Tombs, which actually sounds interesting but let’s be real here. It has 782 pages and footnotes.
The most interesting books today are:
“Catherine the Great” by Virginia Rounding. I know nothing about her so it sounded interesting. I probably won’t end up reading it, but it’s not in the reject pile yet.
“His Illegal Self” by Peter Carey. I have a soft spot in my heart for Booker Prize-winning (twice) author Peter Carey, because my son is a Peter Carey. (Carey is his middle name.) I once interviewed Peter Carey–the author — and told him this. He said, “Oh.” Anyway, this is a new book by the author, and it looks as intriguing as his others.
“Christine Falls” by Benjamin Black. It’s a crime novel but takes place in Ireland and I’m a sucker for anything that takes place in Ireland.
“Fieldwork: A Novel” by Mischa Berlinski. This one was a National Book Award finalist. It is confusing to me because the back blurb says Mischa Berlinski goes to Thailand and tries to solve a murder mystery. But the author is Mishca Berlinski. I think it’s fiction based on fact. And the confusing aspect is probably what intrigued the NBA board the most.
And, finally: “Beauty Junkies: In Search of the Thinnest Thighs, Perkiest Breasts, Smoothest Faces, Whitest Teeth, and Skinniest, Most Perfect Toes in America” by Alex Kuczuynski. I remember being intrigued when this one first came out in hardcover, so no way is it going in the reject pile. I can’t wait to dive in! I’ll report back on the skinny toes part especially.
Now, to go totally off subject, the Newberry and Caldecott awards were announced today. I actually gave one of the winners, a graphic novel, to my niece for Christmas. I love being ahead of the curve.
Posted on Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
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