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Paris: bubbles, birthday suit, blech

By Jessica Yadegaran
Thursday, December 13th, 2007 at 10:23 am in Uncategorized.

Dear God,

Why oh why do you create annoying and highly ironic people? Paris Hilton hits the slammer repeatedly for DUIs and now she’s launching a sparkling wine in a can? Oh the humanity.  And what, might I add, is the connection between canned bubbly and gold lame in the desert? See ad campaign.

The hotel heiress’ Rich Prosecco is being billed as a ‘starter drink for your night or a special pleasure as a reward at the end of the day.’ But with flavors ranging from passion fruit to strawberry, it sounds disgusting.

Why the Germans have to be the first poor fools to taste this is beyond me. Haven’t they suffered enough?

Your humble Corkhead,

Jessica

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