Boy George comes back to the Club.
WHATAP NATION!!,
Welcome back to the Dark Side, rebel scum. I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since…
Lord Emperor have mercy..and you thought the KERRY signing was bad??!?
If you haven’t heard, or are living in a Rancor pit, big arm-non mobile Jeff George has come back to our beloved Oakland Raiders and the natives are writing restless, the Nation cries for an explanation and the opposition laughs with great pleasure.
NFL fans please… stop all of that damn barking. (Well, at least this present news gets the fans away from viewing T “Lance Armstrong” Owens on his beloved tricycle for the 100th time!)
The force tells me he will not be anything more than a backup signed for a Sapp hungry man dinner. The force also tells me he’ll be lucky to even make the team. But, I do believe this will motivate Tui and Andrew to practice just a tad bit harder to prepare for the up and coming season. Especially since Tui has never truly fell into big Al’s favor.
“It’s just a precaution for us-because you can lose a quarterback and then when you lose one, you have to have somebody ready to go”. Coach Art Shell has said.
Now, I’m never going to truly second guess Jedi Master Shell..but isn’t that’s what Tui and Drew are for? We already had a statue with a blaster gun in back of the line last year and it got us no where. I believe we will always need a QB with wheels for today’s NFL (with the exception of the menacing freak P.Manning) and to sign this old man river to our polished vessel brings great disrespect and dishonor to our other active QB’s. If I was either of them, I’d be damned if I was too lose my job to a QB that ran around the Atlanta stadium after ONE meaningless victory. And no, it wasn’t the Super Bowl. ecck.
Although, if it’s one thing that I envied throughout the years, it’s Mr. Davis loyalty to his old players he loved in the past. His belief to find the second coming of the Mad Bomber, or maybe even the great Mr George Blanda. I actually compliment his “always thinking outside of the box” method. In world of returning Coaches and past players that are now assistants, how can we actually really be surprised?????
So in the end, Jeff..welcome back to the Oak tree and get that Cannon ready. It’s go time, Dark Knight. We hope to see the pigs fly faster than we remember. Yes, you once had a great statistical season with us, but the East bay Empire only remembers winning, not losing. Tui, man the hell up.Drew, just heal up. And I pray the Force is bestowed upon all of your arms to make you perform with the great power of a Sith Lord…
At least I hope so, for your sake. Emperor Davis is not as forgiving as I am…..
Paint it Silver and Black…always…
-DarthRaider
Posted on Tuesday, August 29th, 2006
Under: Oakland Raiders | 3 Comments »



