WHATUP Raider Nation!!!!!,
I told you…as long as you believed, the Raiders would achieve victory….
looks like your confidence was riding high in the big O, Sunday, son!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NATION! GREAT VICTORY TREATS AND TREASURES TO YOU ALL!

The Defense has blessed us with yet another exquisite, stupendous, glorified win AND tolerable week!
Force have Mercy, Where do I begin?!?!?!
The Sith award goes to the ENTIRE DEFENSE!! Offense? I’ll get to you in due time…literally. (Enter Lightsaber SFX)

CHRIS CARR: You are absolutely phenomenal! That INT had to be the play of the year! If all of you witness this man on a weekly basis as I do, you’d know that this man was destined for greatness. Week in, week out, he always gathers positive yards with his Kickoff Returns, always brings the heat on Special Teams and ALWAYS makes the most of his time in on Defense. The Force will be with you, CC…always…keep it up, Lightspeed.
BURGESS: Your ability to breakthrough the one on one matchups never seize to amaze me. Why don’t the teams give you the proper respect; honoring you with a Double Team? Hell, they probably think their doomed either way!! 4.5 Sacks in the last 2 weeks?!! Your ongoing, aggressive power absolutely astounds me. You bring the pain every single down! As I said before, you are simply the BEST DAMN PLAYER on our team. Keep astonishing others and I’m sure we’ll be on Mai Tai Island once again..
ASOMUGHA: 9 tackles and a pick to the house? You have grown so much Jedi Nnamdi. I knew it would take a short while, but the force always knew that you would develop into a hell of a player. Who could expect anything less from a CAL BEAR?
MORRISON: Home grown had a monster game as well. This hard worker ALSO had 9 tacks with a INT in his Lunchbox as well. This young player keeps getting better and better…way to protect the house, Captain Kirk. Big ups,FiveTwo!

I say again Nation, my hat goes off to EVERY single player on the Defense! Everyone keeps improving with every single game. All of you made it possible to bring back the magic of the old days….before the dark times.. before the Empire was what it is. The Dark Lord of the Sith, Master of all evil, only can IMAGINE how the fans would react if…..
………….no…..
no, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Let’s take each victory as a victory on its own. Always continue to focus on ONLY the next opponent…like a true player does.Yes, the Darth of Death actually believes we can take the defending NFC champion Seahawks. How is your faith, this evening?

Last but not least, I would like to comment on the Offense….
Sh^%^$ !!! What can I say that hasn’t already been said?
In a Ewok nutshell..
- LINE/TE’s, TRY to pick up that outside LB. This IS the NFL. You should never leave a man unblocked. Former MVP Rich Gannon agrees!!!!!
-LINE/TE NOTE 2: PLEASE Practice picking up Stunts!!!!!!!
- MR MOSS: You know what you did. You are too special of a player not to realize you need some peanut butter and jelly on those damn massive hands. PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!!PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL …oops, sorry…hungry….
Porter: We didn’t wait all this time just for one damn catch. Call me greedy, but I want more….
Walter: Never loose that ability to stay calm. If the lines breaking down, do not hesitate to scramble eggs, boy.
Running Backs: Keep running hard. You guys are almost ready for another 100 yard game. Fargas and Lamont…love the energy..keep up the high intensity..
Coaches: Can we implement more plays to the Tights and Running Backs? Even Cower commented on how EASY it was to study our bed and breakfast offense. Will we EVER be creative again??? AUGGH!
Everyone: Please consider my main man, Aaron Brooks. I’m beggin’ ya….

Till next time, Rebellion….
Let’s cage and rattle the Hawks!!!