So we’re reverting back to comedy!!! SUPERB! I’ve always been one to enjoy laughter from time to time..
It’s just usually appreciated at Comedy Clubs!

The worst loss in Home Franchise history? Pshh, I could of swore we’ve already lived through that wonderful moment with Brooks, but ok..
What do we do now? You ask

..Hope and pray for a better day, Sirs…before we’re old and damn gray!

Hell, you got what you wanted, Boo Birds. Bruce Gradkowski lit it up like an inferno! 4 TD’s, 300 passing yards, 100 rushing yards and ate a Turkey on the sideline!!!!
Oops..sorry… my mind wanders.

Sure, Jam has his terrible, horrible and idiotic moments, but he’s not the only problem and we all know it!
The run Defense STILL couldn’t catch a back to save their own lives…even with the NY Jets number 2 RB out with an injury. The team logged 316 total rushing yards and looked fresh the entire game. This problem has followed us since the start of 2003 season!!! You’d think we would have had the leaky roof fixed by now, but I guess we keep thinking it will be fixed with duck tape instead of new shingles!!!

Murphy and Heyward-Bey STILL stick to the corners like Peanut Butter sticks to bread. Catching??!?! Hey, one thing at a time, Dog!
Yes whiners, I know Crabtree had a better day and I still don’t care. You still lost. This game was never about individuals anyways, you delusional Bastards.
I guess we can only really know how bad/good our Wides are in a few years. Only then will I give ‘em the Sith Lord choke if they’re not productive!
O-line? Next…
D backs? Who needs ‘em when Thomas Jones is running faster than the Flash? Doesn’t it seem like Chris Johnson has reverted back to a 2nd stringer?
Shane Lechler? MVP! MVP! MVP!
Coaching? At least no one’s Jaw was broke….
uh, yet.

I say again…help us Chaz Schilens, you’re our only hope.

Summary:
Mark Sanchez had to apologize for his sideline demeanor again. This time, he was hot-dogging it. Literally.
Sanchez shook off the worst start of his young career by running for one touchdown and throwing for another, before taking time to munch on a snack in the closing minutes of a 38-0 victory over the Oakland Raiders on Sunday.
Sanchez was criticized last week for looking dejected on the sideline while throwing five interceptions in an overtime loss to Buffalo. He was happy enough after this performance that he was caught by television cameras trying to discretely eat a hot dog at the end of the blowout.
“I want to apologize for that,” he said. “I wasn’t feeling very good and didn’t eat much before the game, so I was feeling a little queasy. Toward the end of the game, I probably should have eaten one of those bars or something, but someone offered (a hot dog), so I grabbed it and tried to be discreet about it, but obviously not discreet enough. So I shouldn’t have done that, and it won’t happen again.”

I’m just surprised it wasn’t a Taco. (Hey, I can say that as I am also on Team Bean) .

The game plan for the Jets (4-3) was to take pressure off Sanchez and they did just that by forcing four turnovers and becoming the first team in 34 years to run for at least 300 yards in two straight games. And that was after losing Leon Washington indefinitely to a broken right leg.
The Jets started two of their first three drives at the Oakland 4 after turnovers by JaMarcus Russell, setting up touchdown runs by Thomas Jones and Sanchez.
“It makes it so easy on the offense when your defense is playing like that,” Sanchez said. “Hats off to them, they had a heck of a game to shut that team out. I don’t care who we’re playing, that’s a big-time accomplishment for our team.”
It was so bad for Oakland that Russell, its former No. 1 overall pick, was benched in the first half after committing three early turnovers. This was the most lopsided home loss in the 50-year history of the Raiders (2-5). They were shut out at home for the fifth time ever, with four coming in the past four seasons. The crowd of 39,354 was the smallest since the team returned to Oakland in 1995.

Pretty soon it will be just me and the lucky Pigeon.

“I don’t think we could have beaten an Oakland high school team today,” said defensive lineman Richard Seymour, who earlier in the week said the Raiders would make the playoffs.
Rookie Shonn Greene ran for 144 yards and two scores, and Jones had 121 on 26 carries as the Jets ended up with 316 on the ground.
Calvin Pace beat right tackle Khalif Barnes on the first play from scrimmage, sacking Russell and forcing a fumble that Marques Douglas recovered at the 4. Jones eventually scored from the 1 on fourth down.
Jim Leonhard then intercepted a badly overthrown ball by Russell, who was pressured by David Harris, and returned it 44 yards to the 4. Two plays later, Sanchez scored on a 3-yard quarterback draw.
Sanchez got into the act passing the ball in the second half with a pretty 35-yard strike to David Clowney, but by that point it didn’t really matter as the blowout was already on. Sanchez was 9 for 15 for 143 yards with no interceptions.
“Sanchez was great,” Ryan said. “He was just smart with the football. I think sometimes he could have put the ball on a receiver, but he was making sure the ball wasn’t intercepted. It was great to see him respond.”
The Raiders came in full of confidence following last week’s 13-9 victory over Philadelphia. The week got only better when the Napa County district attorney announced Thursday he would not file charges against Cable for an alleged attack on a former defensive assistant.
But any good feeling ended as soon as this game started, as Oakland lost by at least 20 points for the fourth time in five weeks.

Thank the Lord for Basketball season.

Other Notes:
Ok I looked it up again…This was TRULY Oakland’s worst home loss in club history.

The Raiders were held without a touchdown for the third time this season. Sign Kolb…yesterday.

Russell has committed 13 turnovers and completed just 46 percent of his passes in a horrific start to his third NFL season. He has been booed heavily in the past three home games and was finally benched late in the second quarter.
“I thought he was really out of sorts early in the game,” Cable said. “I just did not feel like at that point he gave us the best chance to have the success we needed to have offensively and made the move. JaMarcus will continue to be our starter. There is no issue there.”

Russell was 6 for 11 for 61 yards, with two interceptions and a fumble. He disagreed with his coach’s assessment, saying he felt just fine but that the results weren’t there.
“I’ve never been in that situation,” he said. “It was kind of shocking to me at first.”

What’s really shocking, Jam? HONESTLY? Is when you play like an average Quarterback!!!

Backup Bruce Gradkowski also lost a fumble to end one potential scoring drive and failed to convert on fourth-and-goal in the closing minutes.

Someone pass the Tequila.

Still love you all, Nation! Sometimes? We’re all we got!!!!
Infinite Peace,
-DR