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All is well in Hell

By Charles Ybarra
Monday, November 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm in Oakland Raiders.

At times it seems like the Sun will never come out again, doesn’t it?
Of course we’re still “showing progress” and “staying the course” for something like 7 years, but the simple fact remains:
We are still losing more games than we are winning as we live past that delightful year of 2002.

Hey, I’m one of the most the positive guys in the World (appearances can be deceiving),
but when I heard that our Head Coach beat women like Chris Brown back in the day AND recently?..
Even the Lord of the Sith wanted to use his Lightsaber for a Guillotine exercise.

My bud, Master Chad said it right the other day “Sometimes, It’s pure torture being a fan of this team”.
Makes you wonder if the Devil is simply collecting for that deal he made with Al in 1963.
(In the most Demonic voice possible)
“Win now, pay it later!!!”

Lord, all personal arrests and issues aside?
Our Team HAS to get better. I’m not sure how…I’m not sure when…
but it just has to!!!!!!!
Hell, if you read enough of the daily blogs, news feeds and articles?? I guess even YOU start sounding like the players!
You speak positively, your goals sound unrealistic and your chin is always up to the Sky.
I believe that’s the life of a professional Athlete. No one needs your negative feedback, what does that even accomplish?
(Sigh)
Right, it can currently be a negative OR positive vibe in the Locker room right now and our team would still respond the same way, correct??!!
This is the only problem with waiting for younger players to perform like the Crabtrees and Ryans of the Universe.
(Double Sigh)

I’m not sure where I can find the Silver lining today. Suggestions would be greatly appreciated..

(Lightsaber SFX)

Summary:
LaDainian Tomlinson did what he always does against the Oakland Raiders.
Shawne Merriman got to break out his spasmodic “Lights Out” sack dance for the first time since 2007.

It was simply business as usual for the San Diego Chargers, (who got two touchdowns from Tomlinson) in beating Oakland 24-16 on Sunday, their 13th straight against our hapless Raiders. It’s the longest active NFL winning streak by one team over another.

The Chargers (4-3) have swept the series for the sixth straight season. Many Chargers, including quarterback Philip Rivers, have never lost to the Raiders (2-6). It was San Diego’s seventh straight home win against the Raiders.

“When I first got here, the intensity and atmosphere of the game, it rubbed me the wrong way,” said Tomlinson, who was drafted by the Chargers in 2001. “By beating them 13 times, it means 13 times their fans went home with their heads hanging.”
Oakland coach Tom Cable called it “a big hump to get over. We’ve had two good opportunities this year. Are we closer? Yes. But you don’t take anything from it until you get over the hump.”

That “Hump” seems like the size of Antarctica right about now.

With the Denver Broncos losing 30-7 at Baltimore, the Chargers pulled within two games of the AFC West lead. San Diego is trying to win its fourth straight division title.

Whup..PEE.

Merriman got his first two sacks since 2007, dropping JaMarcus Russell late in the second quarter and again late in the fourth. The outside linebacker has been working his way back from knee surgery that cost him the final 15 regular-season games and both playoff games last year.

“It’s one of those things that was long coming,” Merriman said. “I don’t put as big an emphasis on sacks as everybody else does. But they are important. I realize I’ve got to go out and make plays and get those sacks in order for us to be a better defense. As long as I’m doing that and putting pressure on the quarterback and forcing him to do things that he doesn’t want to do, we’re going to be better.”

Or at least as long as Steroids still exist..

San Diego had a season-high five sacks and allowed a season-low 180 yards. The other outside linebacker, Shaun Phillips, also had two.
Rivers, who was sacked only once, was impressed watching his defense.
“Not that they haven’t been applying pressure, but it’s good to see. There’s something to getting the quarterback on the ground,” Rivers said. “I think it’s huge. The thing about sacks, just what I’ve seen from the sideline, these guys have had a force in some of these games. But when you don’t see it in sacks, it doesn’t get the attention.
“The thing with sacks that’s funny is you can have a spurt in a few games and all of a sudden have six, seven. I think it just shows what a huge pro he is, all these guys, that they just kept hammering away.”

The Chargers didn’t have to rally to win as they did in the season opener at Oakland, when they were physically beaten up by the Raiders despite taking a 24-20 victory.
Cornerback Antonio Cromartie intercepted Russell when tight end Zach Miller fell down. It was the first pickoff in 20 games for Cromartie, who had 10 in 2007 but dropped off to two last season.
The Chargers’ first play from scrimmage was a 53-yard pass from Rivers to Malcom Floyd, who replaced struggling Chris Chambers in the starting lineup. It gave San Diego first-and-goal on the 6. Tomlinson took the direct snap and ran around the right end for a 7-0 lead.

Notes:

Chris Chambers was let go of the Chargers after the game. Is signing the WR a good idea? Yup! Will the Oakland Raiders even consider? Nope!!

Oakland’s Sebastian Janikowski made all three of his field goal attempts and has hit 12 of 12 on the season.

Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell threw an interception for the fourth consecutive game.

Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson scored twice and now has 22 rushing touchdowns against the Raiders in his career.
Oakland tied it early in the second quarter after Rivers’ pass to Vincent Jackson glanced off the receiver’s hands and was intercepted by Chris Johnson, who returned it 20 yards to the San Diego 27. Justin Fargas scored on a 3-yard run to cap the short drive.
San Diego scored on its next two drives to go up 21-7. Rivers hit a wide-open Jackson on an 8-yard scoring pass and Tomlinson scored on a 10-yard run.
Rivers was 16 of 25 for 249 yards. Tomlinson had 56 yards on 18 carries. Fargas also carried 18 times for 59 yards.
Tomlinson has accounted for 28 touchdowns against Oakland in his nine-year career: 22 rushing, three receiving and three passing.
All the Raiders got the rest of the way were three field goals by Sebastian Janikowski, of 48, 41 and 28 yards.
Russell, benched in a 38-0 home loss to the New York Jets a week earlier, was 14 of 22 for 109 yards.
“He seemed very much to be in control today,” Cable said. “A couple throws he’d probably like to have over again, but for the most part he gave us a chance to win today.”

Ok, I have suddenly found ALL of the positives lurking in my mechanical brain:
We had a CHANCE Sunday!!! (unlike last week)
The Sun IS actually shining outside.
The Lakers won
My Godchild is beautiful in Halloween pictures
I have a good job.
My brother’s family is moving closer to me.
I’m listening to the Beatles.
You’re STILL reading this..

Life is good, Lads

Be well in Hell, my friends…
DR

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3 Responses to “All is well in Hell”

  1. kertonstuart Says:

    the game left me feeling as flat as i can remember being after a loss WHY. because we looked like a lane kiffin coached team ,keep the score close with out at any stage looking like comming anywhere but second.kiff did it for 18 games in the most part we played well enouugh and slowed the game down enough to look respectable,but all it does is gloss over faults that to my eye watching the game were as glaring as last week,kiffin still does it look at vols vs gators.the fact is we are 2 and 6 for a reason and untill we can learn how to manage the clock , come to the line and know the play without needing a timeout(first play second drive) stop making needless turnovers and learning a defensive scheme that is not so predictable and outdated we will be looking at season after season of the same dross.we need a coach who does not add to the circus around us ,so cable must go,how can any right thinking person respect a wife beater,i have been married for 10 years and never would dream of hitting my old lady so to my mind the scum must go.lastly i could not sleep at night if i did not say ONCE AGAIN THE FAT OVERPAID HIPPO WAS SHIT raiders for life.

  2. Steve Says:

    This is AD’s doing. No, he don’t play the game but he is responsible for the personel and the character of those persons who do. Why does the top teams draft in the same draft every year and THEY seem to find quality players with skill and character. I mean look, we pass on Crabtree for (DHB & Murphy) and he’s miles better than any receiver we’ve had since JRice. That’s Al’s doing! JaMarc is another guy I wouldn’t have picked. Huff too! I don’t even follow college football but those guys were NEVER impressive. Just Al, baby! He’s gotta go and until that day- I promise, I bet, The Raiders will never have another .500 season while he’s the owner. NEVER! Why? Because the word is out- no coach or player of quality is coming to the Oakland Raiders. Players and coaches are warning potentients NOT to play for Al. They say it on Nat’l TV for goodness sake! Don’t play for the Raiders (go there only if you wanna get rich, but not to win). It’s sad. I gave up the (4) tickets this year. It was our vote of no-confidence in the Raiders or their direction. I don’t even miss going to the games…..still a fan but can’t throw away my money at the stupid stuff. The 49er games have had more promise- but the fans are bores and the staduim layout is sh*t.

  3. DR Says:

    Damn, I almost hate to defend..but do or do not, there is no try, Steve.
    Crabtree? Yup, I agree with u on that 1. It’s clear as day he’s showing us what Chaz was in that 1st pre season game. Hey, I’ll be happy if Chaz keeps up the same kind of productivity.
    JaMarcus who knows..sure, he’s just a fat, dumb ass bastard now..but I still want to see him perform with more of his team intact: I.E. His number 1 Right Tackle, Guard and WR have STILL not played together.
    Yes, we all know Al runs this team, but many forget the good he’s also brought us..
    Nnamdi
    Ellis
    Seymour
    Kirk
    Gallery
    Fargas
    Thomas
    Shaunessy (hmmm..we’ll see)
    not to mention 3 SBs and 5 appearances.
    The Niners only have one more win than us and people still want to jump ship..
    I do although, truly understand about the not attending games in this kind of Economy.

    Eh, sorry kids. I’m just tired of observing the hatred and seeing things half empty. Onward and upward, brothers..maybe I’m the last light left.

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