America's Most Annoying Model
Photo: Jim DeYonker /The CW
Watching any season of America's Next Top Model is sadomaschostic, self-mutilating and it's like throwing yourself in the violent mess of a train wreck.
I enjoy every minute of it.
The show is the equivalent to my smoking habit. You know it's bad for you, but you do it anyway.
The show has the tendency to ease your mind because it makes you feel like your life isn't that bad.
On an annoyance scale of 1-10, this season is bubbling over with brain-bleeding drama that cannot be defined by a useless number scale.
I finally caught up with my DVR and watched the first two episodes. I felt like boring my eyes out and throwing them at the TV. That's how much I love this narcotic of a reality show.
This is not a guilty pleasure. This is a painful pleasure that is worthy of purgatory.
In this week's episode, the girls had to pose and act like they were homeless. Boring.
This girl (who's name I can't even remember) kicked herself off the show because she was the queen of all idiots. She said she wasn't into high fashion so she hit the road. Why the hell try out for this annoying show? She is more annoying than the show itself.
I think the most exciting part of the show is judging when it becomes a "TYRAPALOOZA."
That said, let the dialogue begin:
Tyra: So