Vogue editors Andre Leon Talley, left, and Anna Wintour attend the premiere of “Sex and the City” at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

Looking at this picture is like seeing a redux of “The Bodyguard” a la Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston. Talley looks like Wintour’s security as she wears a breezy frock to this “pink carpet” event.

I am very impressed in how casual Wintour looks. I would expect her to wear something a lot more glamorous. But who cares? It looks like Talley will kill anyone who comes close to the editrix.

Here are some other Dressed-worthy arrivals at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala…

AP Photo/Evan Agostini

Sorry Anna Wintour, no matter how hard to steal the spotlight in this picture, you can’t eclipse the glamorously ballooning gown of your daughter, Bee Schaffer.

AP Photo/Peter Kramer

A gala wouldn’t be complete without the pretty boy stylings and pouty lipped charm of David and Victoria Beckham.

The always fabulous Dita Von Teese is the only female who’s milky white skin can make make a light colored gown pop with glamor and invoke pin up whimsy.

AP Photo/Peter Kramer

Sarah Silverman’s polka-dotted dainty retro outfit - fits her mischievous girly personality. But those gloves have to go.

AP Photo/Peter Kramer

I think it’s only fair to equate editrix extraordinaire, Anna Wintour’s look with…

…the sometimes naughty and sometimes nice telepathic diva of the X-men world, Emma Frost. And I think the chilling last name parallels Anna’s in more ways than one. Coincidence? You decide….

Tired of my reporting on Fashion Week yet?

Well, I’m not…

Guess who I saw at the Bill Blass show?

Can’t you recognize her from behind? The hairstyle is a dead giveaway. It’s the one, the only - Anna Wintour.

Before runway shows, the tent is hustling and bustling and I never leave my seat because I am paranoid that someone is going to snag it, so I just take stalkerish pictures from afar with my shotty zoom lens - or you can say I am just too lazy to get out of my seat.

Nonetheless, it is her because she turned around and winked at me. Okay, not really, but people were constantly going up to her worshiping her like a God - and she did turn around a couple of times.

…and honest to God - I saw her walking towards the tents later that day. She is much skinnier and petite than I imagined.

Another reason I didn’t approach her was because a dude that looked like her bodyguard was hovering:

I think she got a bodyguard ever since that one time she got hit by a PETA pie.

FOUR TIMES THE WINTOUR! FOUR TIMES THE GLAMOUR!

HOT OFF THE PRESSES from the Daily Mail…ok - it’s not HOT off the presses, it’s just some news about the queen of fashion mags, Anna Wintour that I decided to post:

Journalist ‘planned to murder’ Vogue fashion queen Anna Wintour

A New York journalist planned to murder the editor of Vogue magazine, a court has heard.

Peter Braunstein wrote how he wanted to kill British-born fashion queen Anna Wintour in his “personal manifesto”.

The threat emerged during the third week of a trial in Manhattan, where Braunstein is accused of sexually molesting a coworker he held captive in a city apartment.

The 43-year-old is accused of forcing his way into the woman’s flat by starting a fire and posing as a New York firefighter.

“So I’ll tell you why I’m going to kill Anna Wintour - because I just feel like it,” Braunstein wrote in his “manifesto”.

“When I was a media reporter, there were many high-profile editors and God knows they had big egos, but you could still get them on the phone … But Wintour? She just never talked to peons like us. It was beneath her. And all the while I’m thinking: ‘Who is this skank?’”

Braunstein did not say how he planned to kill Wintour, the court heard.

The Vogue editor, 57, is routinely described as the most important person in fashion and is said to have inspired the novel and movie The Devil Wears Prada.

Braunstein’s document — titled: “Personal manifesto aka the making of a menace” - was on a computer disk police found in his rucksack. He was arrested in Memphis in December 2005 after spending six weeks on the run. The case continues.

Here is the suspect in question:

Looks like someone is grumpy and in desperate need of a shave and some Visine eye drops - some Crest Whitestrips wouldn’t hurt either.

The only thing I have to base on Anna Wintour is her fabulous magazine, Vogue and the loosely based character on The Devil Wears Prada. Oh yeah - I also remember her from her “tofu-pie-in-face” incident (courtesy of PETA) at Paris Fashion Week a couple of years back:

Damn. What a waste of tofu pie.

I am sure her and her signature never-changing bob haircut are not as hoity as everyone says they are. I guess I will find out one day…

Here’s another story on the whole ordeal by the New York Times.