It’s finally here! The PROJECT RUNWAY finale!
What better way to celebrate the Project Runway finale than to do some good ol’ fashioned LIVE BLOGGING!
We’re about eight minutes away from the finale. As I watch last week’s episode, I still wish that Chris could’ve made it into the final three. Why am I thinking that the result will be different on this rerun episode?
Well, we all know that the final three, Rami, Christian and Jillian already showed at Fashion Week at the beginning of February. We also know that Chris and Sweet P showed - but they were just red herrings.
Now we are two minutes away from the finale. I was actually at the show in February. I am crossing my fingers that one of the Project Runway cameras caught me staring blankly at the runway looking like a total moron!
Okay…here we go!!!
Tim is critiquing Jillian’s collection. There’s this one sweater that looks like it has mop heads for sleeves.
Rami is his next victim. Tim is gushing about his antique lace piece.
Now what does he have to say about Christian? He is concerned about his collection being over-designed.
Uh oh. Christian is getting scurred. He’s losing confidence! Is this possible? He is actually intimidated by Jillian and Rami!
BUSTED!
So here comes plot point one of the finale: Jillian hasn’t done a model casting! BUSTED!
Models are walking…blah…blah…blah. They’re saying what they want in a model, who’s good, who’s bad…pretty basic boring stuff.
Now it’s on to Collier Strong - makeup man extraordinaire!
They are choosing their makeup themes. Again, boring. That’s why this segment is so short.
Now it’s time for model fitting!
Oh my God. The models are complaining about Christian’s shoes. They are scraping the bottom of the barrel for enticing stuff to televise before the runway show.
I am more than ready to see the show.
Now Jillian is having issues with her models.
Her head hurts. And I need a cigarette.
PERFECT TIMING! It’s time for a commercial break!
…brb…
Ok, I am back, but the show isn’t.
So Rami just said that Christian needs to learn to make clothing for real women, not just models.
Hmmm. He may be on to something.
Jillian is still having model issues. She should’ve thought of this more thoroughly. Busted her.
Now it’s time for them to decide on how to do their models’ hair - courtesy of TRESemme (shameless plug).
Uh oh. Tim has entered for one last “gather round.”
Is he going to give them more twist to their runway show? Is he?! Is he?!
Oh no. He’s just getting all schmaltzy and saying how much he adores them.
Oh Tim! You’re such an inspiration.
It’s the DAY OF THE SHOW!
Wow. The three of them just did a group hug in the tent. There’s a lot of hugging in this episode. They might as well just start making out.
Ok so now they have one hour until the show. Everyone is frantic! Christian is missing two models. Jillian is being Jillian. And Rami…Rami is calm and collected. He’s the only one not getting on my nerves.
Is it vain o me to try to look for myself as they take audience shots in the tent?
Okay…Jillian is up first. She’s on in five! Her soft-spoken voice kind of creeps me out.
Heidi has now stepped on the runway to start the show. She’s introducing the judges: NEENAGAHCEEYA, Michael Kors and the fabulously pouty and MAYJAH Victoria Beckham.
So lets take a look at Jillian’s clothing: there is something very chivalrously armored about her collection. Her vision is clear - but the mop handle sleeve sweater seems like a sore thumb. That jacket is some serious stuff:

Ok…commercial break. I just saw a preview for Make me a Supermodel - I haven’t really been relentlessly blogging about that. Maybe it’s because it isn’t intriguing me enough…
Now we’re back! Rami is up and he’s talking about celebrating women and wearing shirts with the top four buttons undone.
As I watch Rami’s collection, he’s the most professional. It’s clean and flawless and it really does celebrate the woman’s body. It is, like he said, very Joan of Arc-centric. Too bad there isn’t a burning at the stake at the end of his show. That would make the show really dramatic.

Now it’s the wunderkind’s turn (a.k.a. Christian.) Dark. Dark. Dark. Goth. Goth. Goth. Romantic. Ruffles. Feathers. His collection is really…fierce. But I have to say, it’s really couture rather than ready-to-wear. This goes back to what Rami said earlier.
But how can you not be mesmerized by this:

It’s the end of the show. Padma, the sexy host from Top Chef, is endorsing Jillian. Jay McCarroll, the winner from the first season is endorsing Rami. Kevin, an auf’d member from this season, is endorsing Christian.
I swear, this is like the presidential election.
This is making me think twice about my endorsement of Christian. I easily succumb to peer pressure.
Ok…commercial break. Now I can collect my thoughts - and go to the bathroom.
The infamous musical “THUD” of the runway judging panel brings us to the chopping block. Heidi is talking about how the designers of this season KICKED IT UP A NOTCH! Much like Emeril.
The judges were right. The collections were extremely forward and fabulous. But their personalities - except for Christian - were a little bit bland.
Okay - here comes the judging.
They are gushing over Jillian’s knitwear. I can’t disagree with that. They are loving her shapes and silhouettes. I can’t disagree with that either.
Victoria is loving Christian’s collection and called it MAYJAH! Michael called the feather piece at the end, SPEC-TAC-ULAR. They love his collection, but the palette made it monotonous. But Victoria keeps on praising him by saying it was very “her” so she LOVED it.
Rami: they are really talking his collection up, but Michael said he used “Brady Bunch” colors.
Now for the judges deliberation. I don’t really know what they are saying because I am too hypnotized by Victoria’s accent.
As they are talking, I am really distracted by Heidi’s “Solid Gold” top and unbelievable bling on her fingers. Is she getting ready to be a dancer in a rap video?
Okay…the judges have reached a decision…
Who will be the first one out? The suspense is killing me! Okay, not really, I just want to get to bed. It’s way past my bed time and I still need to do the dishes.
UGH! Commercial break.
Okay…we’re BACK!
Here they go…who will be “auf’d” first?
Waiting…waiting…waiting…UGH! SHUT UP HEIDI and quit giving wrap ups of their talents…JILLIAN IS OUT! I hope she doesn’t pull out a gun and start shooting everyone.
I have to say that I like how Jillian dresses.
It’s between Rami and Christian…who will it be? My heart is beating so fast!
And it is…………………….CHRISTIAN!
He is crying! Whoa. That’s unexpected. This mean RAMI IS OUT!
FIERCENESS RULES THE RUNWAY!
Ooooh! Victoria wants to wear a piece of his clothing! That is more exciting than winning the show!
Honestly, it really isn’t a surprise that he won. I knew it since I saw his collection in New York.
Did that sound braggy?
SEE YA NEXT SEASON!

Posted on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
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