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How to invite a turkey vulture to lunch

By Gary Bogue
Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 at 6:05 am in Turkey vultures.

Turkey vulture peeking through skylight to see what’s for lunch. Photo by Nancy Hartounian, Lafayette, CA
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Gary:
I was preparing lunch and heard a noise on the skylight above me. Guess this turkey vulture wanted to join me for lunch!
Nancy Hartounian, Lafayette, California

Nancy:
I have to ask this … what were you fixing for lunch? /Gary

Gary:
I was fixing Carcass Casserole and Roadkill Ratatouille.
Nancy Hartounian, Lafayette, California

Nancy:
I figured it had to be something like that. I have a box of Roadkill Helper sitting on my desk that somebody sent me, if you need any. It says on the side that you just add roadkill. /Gary

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2 Responses to “How to invite a turkey vulture to lunch”

  1. Rattakin Says:

    This is great! I see vultures over our neighborhood once in a while. They probably smell whatever is in the trash cans, but are mystified at the lack of carcasses.

  2. Donnavee Says:

    What a sight! You’re lucky he didn’t bring his friends with him!

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