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Big Brother’s Pizza Parlor

When I got home from work the other day, I found the computer in my home office was turned on and there were little paw prints all over the keys.

I’ve always suspected our cat, Tut, was using my home computer to surf the Net while I was at work. Now I finally had some proof.

Why don’t I think it was Newman, our other cat? Well, Newman doesn’t have too much going on upstairs, if you know what I mean and I think you do. He also doesn’t know how to type.

There was a single line of type on my computer screen … a link to a video.

What in the world would a cat have been watching on the Internet? Old reruns of “MASH?” Friskies Cat Food commercials? X-rated cat videos?

Curious, I clicked on the link to the video:
http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf

I know cats are obsessive and have to stick their snoopy little noses into EVERYTHING that’s going on in your household … but this is downright scary. No way! Not even for an extra-large mushroom and pineapple pizza! /Gary

Posted on Thursday, February 7th, 2008
Under: Big Brother, Cats, Snooping | No Comments »