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Riot guitarist dies

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, January 26th, 2012 at 1:37 pm in Uncategorized

Mark Reale, a founding guitar player of the incredibly underrated 80s New York metal band Riot (not Quiet), died Wednesday due to complications of Crohn’s disease.

Though they had their ups and downs, the band’s “Fire Down Under” is considered by many (my friends and I) to be one of the greatest hard rock records of its time.  And it still holds up. It was so great that, in an air-jam competition in high school, we did “The Outlaw,” with me so desperate for over-the-top heavy metal accessories, I actually took my mother’s cheese grater and hung it from my belt. And sliced up my hand trying to do fake windmills. I think I was also wearing a red shirt with Japanese writing on it that said something like “I’d like my sushi to go.”

I also saw Riot in 1984, I believe, at Berkeley Community Theater, on the same bill as KISS and Vandenberg. That’s right – KISS had to cram their stage in that venue.

Riot had maybe the strangest mascot of all hard rock mascots back then – a guy with the head of a baby harp seal. I think it was a guy – either that or it was a harp seal with the body of a guy. I still have my Fire Down Under LP – I think I may get it out tonight.

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The greatest thing a wife can say to her husband

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, January 5th, 2012 at 1:07 pm in Uncategorized

I received the following e-mail from my wife this morning. And it was glorious: Read the rest of this entry »

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New Green Day

By Tony Hicks
Friday, November 4th, 2011 at 3:45 pm in Uncategorized

Green Day previewed six new songs at a surprise show Tuesday at the Mezzanine in San Francisco, leading one to believe that it shouldn’t be long before the Easy Bay punk kings release a new record. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lindsay Lohan off to jail

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 at 11:09 am in Uncategorized

So much for today’s People Column Read the rest of this entry »

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Birth as art, X-rated Muppet channel, Spock comes out

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 at 3:59 pm in Uncategorized

All that and more, on this week’s version of Three Minute News Throwdown. Read the rest of this entry »

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Fireman catches 6-year-old

By Tony Hicks
Monday, October 17th, 2011 at 2:29 pm in Uncategorized

Because everyone loves a good fireman story: Read the rest of this entry »

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A dog named …

By Tony Hicks
Monday, October 17th, 2011 at 12:11 pm in Uncategorized

Because you’ve been living for this moment … Read the rest of this entry »

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Letterman rips Leno to Clinton

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, October 13th, 2011 at 1:56 pm in Uncategorized

Uh-huh – there’s a headline that’ll grab you. Read the rest of this entry »

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Fishbone documentary

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, October 4th, 2011 at 4:07 pm in Uncategorized

I can’t wait to see ”Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone.” Click here to see the trailer.
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Shatner does Black Sabbath

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, September 28th, 2011 at 2:07 pm in Uncategorized

I wish William Shatner was my grandpa. Read the rest of this entry »

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