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82 Minutes

By Tony Hicks
Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 7:37 am in Uncategorized.

Nicole Richie spent 82 minutes in jail on Thursday for her second DUI. I’ll spend more time doing laundry this morning before I go to work.
To keep this in perspective, let’s talk about the things I can do in 82 minutes:
*Drive from Clayton to Walnut Creek down Ygnacio Valley Road at 8 a.m.
*Go to the grocery store with my kid, which would take 41 minutes if she wouldn’t throw everything with a grain of sugar in my cart, then argue like a defense attorney on speed why she MUST have each item.
*Build a new Benicia Bridge. Oh, I’m sorry. That takes 82 YEARS.
*Get up from my desk and walk around office talking to people while carrying work-related item to make observers think I’m on a work-related mission. Seriously, I’ve timed myself. I can do this WAY longer than 82 minutes.
*Try to get off the phone with my friend who lives in Tracy. Which is perfectly understandable since, you know, he lives in Tracy.
*Get out of the parking lot after a Raider game. Maybe.
*Listen to half of David Lee Roth’s opening remarks at a Van Halen press conference.

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