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By Tony Hicks
Monday, September 10th, 2007 at 1:25 pm in Uncategorized.

I got the most fascinating press release this morning. At least four co-workers forwarded it to me as well, which makes me wonder what these people think of me.

The release begins like this:


It continues: “With more than 75 artfully decorated boobs, this exhibit promises to be the hottest museum on wheels.”

No, really. They sent me that.

It’s called Jugs Across America, and it’s allegedly coming to Monster Park in San Francisco in time for tonight’s (Monday’s) 49er game. This exhibit visits various sporting events around the country in a convoy of vehicles, including a semi-truck trailer. The people behind this are partnering with chapters of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (why did I expect a fraternity to be involved with this somehow?) to raise funds from the project for the frat and breast cancer research.

I was going to tell you about the “Jingle Jugs,” but at some point the sirens around my desk are going to sound and security and three editors will tackle and bound me. They will then escort me to a secure facility where, after 30 hours in a sensory-isolation tank, I will promise (again) not to write things like this.

To see for yourself, go to

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