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Please MAKE IT STOP!

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 at 7:20 am in Uncategorized.

This is almost too horrible to contemplate. The only thing that could be worse would be if the rumors that her big sister is pregnant again are true.

Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant.

No, really.

I guess their mother’s pending book on parenting will have to be put on hold indefinitely. Probably forever. To recap: one of Lynne Spears’ daughters — the older, insane, far less mature one — lost custody of her two children to an unemployed former dancer and bad rapper who left his last girlfriend while she was pregnant with the second of their children. She did so by non-stop partying, driving unsafely with her kids in her car, missing court dates, and traipsing around town in the worst pink wig seen since … ever. Yet rumors persist that she may be pregnant again, meaning that the judge and three social workers would be required in the delivery room, to snatch the baby as it comes out and give it to Angelina Jolie.

Jamie Lynn, on the other hand, is ten years younger, but supposedly at least ten years more mature. I don’t know if she really had much of a career as an actress ahead of her (I’ve seen her show and she’s at least as good as the lit-up Santa Claus currently standing in my front yard). But this certainly won’t help.

At least she can call her sister for parenting advice … then do the exact opposite of what she says.

What the hell is wrong with these people? They seem to think children are like puppies, y’all.

Somewhere Lindsay Lohan’s mother is having a good laugh this morning.

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One Response to “Please MAKE IT STOP!”

  1. Danny Says:

    Hopefully this newer generation of Spears will be much more in tune with reality than their mothers. But if they keep spawning at the rate they are, we can have another Osmond family…but less wholesome. That would be fun, right?