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I Saw Mommy Throwing Chairs at Santa Claus

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 at 1:24 pm in Uncategorized.

I love tender stories of good old-fashioned family fun on the holidays.

I remember when I was a kid and my family would pick fights at my Christmas program. Mom tossing chairs at other parents, grandpa breaking bottles and chasing kids on stage. It’s good to see they continue the tradition in North Carolina.

What the hell is wrong with people? Do they sell liquor at holiday pageants in North Carolina? The second you say something or confront someone, you ruin the fun for every kid that’s worked hard to put this thing on.

The worst part is that no arrests were made. Hopefully Santa will sneak up on these people while they sleep on Christmas Eve and beat them with a shovel. 

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