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Shooting Whales From Cars

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, December 27th, 2007 at 11:30 am in Uncategorized.

It’s always good to know that lawmakers are earning their pay. 

According to this story I found on CNN.Com, which referenced www.dumblaws.com, in California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

I told my car it should’ve challenged that ticket it got when I sent it to get me some Taco Bell.

In Florida, if an elephant, goat or alligator is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Do you actually have to parallel park the alligator? 

In Montana, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Do we even want to know why someone decided this law was necessary? I guess this isn’t the time to point out that my family is from Montana. 

In Oregon, a door on a car may not be left open longer than necessary. I suppose that would include when the car’s moving and someone is hanging out the door.

In Tennessee, it is illegal shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Tennessee whales must be really dangerous.

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