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Singers on Steroids

By Tony Hicks
Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm in Uncategorized.

I’m surprised no one figured it out sooner, but apparently entertainers are gobbling steroids like they’re pro wrestlers.

According to the Times Union of Albany, there’s a steroid probe happening in the town that has turned up the names of 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry.

Mary J. Blige? Does she take them to cry louder on stage?

The celebrities aren’t part of the criminal probe, as there’s no evidence they broke the law. Whatever that means – I thought eating steroids was illegal. But apparently the D.A. office in Albany is going after the suppliers.

Maybe we’ve finally figured out what’s wrong with Britney Spears. 

I’d like to suggest Michael Jackson try steroids. He’s got nothing to lose and it would be great fun to watch a pumped-up, ‘roided-out Jacko taking his angry revenge on the world.  

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3 Responses to “Singers on Steroids”

  1. Danny Says:

    No wonder the Hip-Hop world has so much rage.

  2. Sonia Says:

    Hey Tony, I heard that the tiger in the SF Zoo was on steroids? Is that true?

  3. xp Says:

    that’s right. the tigers are juiced. and you thought Bonds was the only thing in orange and black taking the ‘roids.