By Tony Hicks
Monday, January 21st, 2008 at 11:11 am in Uncategorized.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve had it with overzealous government officials telling me I can’t hang fake animal testicles from the my car.
That’s right – I just twice called a pair of bull nuts “ornamental.”
They say it’s not a matter of indecency or bad taste, but that these things really are hazardous to the health of drivers who should be otherwise focused on the road. Using that logic, I now write my congressman, asking for hot women and funny bumper stickers to be outlawed from automobiles.
Because if you criminalize bull testices, then only criminals will have bull testicles.
As stupid as this seems, it was only a few years ago that
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