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Elvis for President?

By Tony Hicks
Sunday, February 17th, 2008 at 10:59 am in Uncategorized.

I just watched a video sparked by an L.A. Times story saying that Barack Obama has stopped speeches at least six times on the campaign trail to deal with women near the stage passing out while he’s talking.

This guy isn’t a politician. He’s Elvis.

How are we going to effectively communicate with nations like Germany, who has a female prime minister, if they keep passing out during high-level summits?

I think it’s obvious why this guy is really getting on Bill Clinton’s nerves so much. It’s not just that he’s a threat to keep Bill from moving back into his old crib in D.C. (where he thought he got the chicks).┬áNo, Bubba’s pissed that Obama has more game than him.

Don’t worry Bill. Neither of who could ever come close to the achievements of the real White House Pimp and Original Gansta, JFK. He made you look like an amateur.

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4 Responses to “Elvis for President?”

  1. Scott Says:

    Over/Under There will be 2 Blue Dresses in Obama’s First Term?

  2. Tony Hicks Says:

    I’m not saying it won’t happen – with the way women throw themselves at him – but Obama’s too smart not to destroy the evidence. I’ll take the under.

  3. RRR Says:

    If we can get Elvis to come out of hiding….he’d do quite well…On another subject: I know I speak for many of your fans, but we ALL hope you are not one of the employees who will depart….

  4. Tony Hicks Says:

    Thank you for that. Keep your fingers crossed.