By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm in Uncategorized.
There’s a lot of things to be scared about around these parts lately – none of which I can really discuss or sirens will blare, lasers will shoot out my computer into my brain, and the next time we speak it’ll be while I’m handing you a bag of fries from the McDonald’s drive-thru window.
Kids, if Michael Jackson’s nose falling off didn’t scare you into promising yourself you’d never get plastic surgery, please allow this scare you straight. A few wrinkles and a slightly bigger-than-average nose can actually be cute. Besides, if you disappear from work for a few weeks and re-appear with a new face, your co-workers will notice. Then they will laugh and throw sticks at you.
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