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Plastic Surgery is Bad

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm in Uncategorized.

There’s a lot of things to be scared about around these parts lately – none of which I can really discuss or sirens will blare, lasers will shoot out my computer into my brain, and the next time we speak it’ll be while I’m handing you a bag of fries from the McDonald’s drive-thru window.

That said, wow is this the scariest thing I’ve ever seen, heard, smelled or otherwise encountered. 

Kids, if Michael Jackson’s nose falling off didn’t scare you into promising yourself you’d never get plastic surgery, please allow this scare you straight. A few wrinkles and a slightly bigger-than-average nose can actually be cute. Besides, if you disappear from work for a few weeks and re-appear with a new face, your co-workers will notice. Then they will laugh and throw sticks at you. 

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2 Responses to “Plastic Surgery is Bad”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    Jesus that’s gross. Not that she was much of a looker in the first place but still. Someone could have done a better job with a Cuisinart.

    Effed up man.

  2. Squall Says:

    *standing with Bud Light in hand*

    Dude.

    In another note, all those pictures look like references from the Conan O’Brien segments “If they Mated”