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By Tony Hicks
Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am in Uncategorized.

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, once called “Crusader of the Year,” by Time Magazine and “Eliot Ness” by others, and who went after prostitution, among other things, when he was state attorney general, was linked today to a high-end prostitution ring by the New York Times.

Whoops.

It’s sad in a way (if you’re one of his three kids), but uproariously hilarious in another. I don’t know why I get so darned tickled when a cargo plane dumps an entire load of political irony on the lawn of a holier-than-thou politician.

But the real news here is … there are prostitutes who make $5,500 an hour? Holy cow!

I wonder if there are male prostitues who make this much. And, if so, where do I pick up the job application? Or, rather, where would I if I didn’t look like me.

That was a little joke, there. I would never condone such a thing … unless I could actually pull it off. Which makes me more than qualified to run for governor of New York. They’re going to need a new one …

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