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Creepy Gnome Stalks South America!

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 3:05 pm in Uncategorized.

Wow – this is about the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.  It’s probably a hoax, but still. I knew Blair Witch wasn’t real and it still freaked me out.

I don’t like gnomes. Especially South American gnomes who, obviously, devour the living. The story didn’t say which country this was exactly – or I was too excited watching video of a gnome frightening teenagers to look – but I call for an immediate invasion of this country. Whichever one it is.

We can’t have these things, which are obviously terrorists, migrating north like killer bees. Everybody laughed about that, but look what they did to Henry Fonda in “The Swarm.”

Well, OK. It was kind of his fault. Still, we can’t take any chances. Hopefully this place has some oil. Hey, maybe that was Hugo Chavez …

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