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More Bad Baby Names

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm in Uncategorized.

It must be the season for discussing bad baby names. I wrote a column on it last week, based on an idea I got from a Website. I forgot I received an e-mail a month or so ago about a new book coming out “BAD BABY NAMES,” by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback.

These guys swear that they have proof that some awful, sadistic parents have put the following names into play:

Uranus Stukey

Acne Fountain

Lust T. Castle

Panties Moberg

Mary A. Jerk

Mutton Bucker

Hugh Jass

Fanny Whiffer

Lard Mooney

Good Hell

Emma Royd

Stud Duck

Noble Butt

Naught E. Bishop


I really don’t think I could add anything to that if I tried.

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2 Responses to “More Bad Baby Names”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    Hugh Jass. hee, hee.
    Emma ROYD! yok,yok

    True gems indeed.

  2. HeyJoe Says:

    And I’d half consider changing my name to Uranus Stukey. That’s a GREAT name, come on.