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Posing Naked For Millions

By Tony Hicks
Friday, March 21st, 2008 at 11:45 am in Uncategorized.

Tony Hicks contemplates posing naked for millions Sorry I’ve been away for a while – my kid was on vacation, so I had to make up a bunch of stuff to not come to work. I told them I was too sick to type, what with me having leprosy and all. Thankfully I found a cure and came to work today.

So I’m wondering what crime I have to commit to get a offered a million bucks to pose naked. First that hooker who got caught with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer gets offered a million bucks from both Girls Gone Wild (until they realized, of course, she already posed for them) and Hustler to pose naked. Now Playgirl has offered Spitzer himself a million bucks to pose.

I have a lot of bills to pay, so I’m looking for opportunities. If anyone knows of a crime I can commit or something equally dumb I can do in public (that I already haven’t tried) to get enough attention to garner a million dollar offer to pose naked, please speak up. There’s a commission in it for you. Meanwhile, I better start doing some push-ups and sit-ups, so I look even better for the shoot than I already do. I know, that’s going to be one mean feat.

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One Response to “Posing Naked For Millions”

  1. Jody Says:

    I thought you must have been sick, hearing so little from you this week. Glad to here your not!