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Bimbos.com

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 at 8:37 am in Uncategorized.

And to think my backwards 6-year-old is only interested in wonka.com and her on-line pet game.

I found this extremely educational site dedicated to getting young girls a head start in the bimbo business. Nice. I keep telling my daughter “Honey, why all the attention to reading, writing and singing in the school talent show when you should really start thinking about starting a savings account for plastic surgery.”

By the way – and this is no joke – my daughter actually told me last weekend that she thinks her butt is too big. I wasn’t actually aware that she had a butt. The kid weighs less than my right leg … from the knee down.

Meanwhile, if someone can track down the brilliant person who came up with ths website, please e-mail me their address so I can round up a gang of fathers and lead an angry mob to their home.

Just kidding. Maybe.

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3 Responses to “Bimbos.com”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    Aside from weekend soccer games, my schedule is pretty much open. And I’ve got a couple of extra pitchforks.

  2. Tony Hicks Says:

    That was my next question … pitchforks. Good man. I’ll keep you posted.

  3. Danny Says:

    Soccer? You can blow those off, I’m in also. I have no pitchforks, however I can yell pretty loud and can save some dirty diapers to chuck at ‘em.