And to think my backwards 6-year-old is only interested in wonka.com and her on-line pet game.

I found this extremely educational site dedicated to getting young girls a head start in the bimbo business. Nice. I keep telling my daughter “Honey, why all the attention to reading, writing and singing in the school talent show when you should really start thinking about starting a savings account for plastic surgery.”

By the way – and this is no joke – my daughter actually told me last weekend that she thinks her butt is too big. I wasn’t actually aware that she had a butt. The kid weighs less than my right leg … from the knee down.

Meanwhile, if someone can track down the brilliant person who came up with ths website, please e-mail me their address so I can round up a gang of fathers and lead an angry mob to their home.

Just kidding. Maybe.