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Sweet Mother of Miley …

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, April 24th, 2008 at 1:58 pm in Uncategorized.

Miley Cyrus is going to be worth $1 billion by the end of the year!?

Will someone please discover my 6-year-old? She sings, she dances, and she’s adorable. Her father, who also once had a heinous and embarrassing haircut, is available to star as her real-life father in any high-paying, ratings-garnering television show as well.

Oh  and we’re available for personal appearances. Well, every other weekend.

Picture of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus posters in New York City by Flickr user (steveisaacs) under Creative Commons attribution license

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One Response to “Sweet Mother of Miley …”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    Why does this piss me off? I know, because my mortgage payment is coming up next week.

    Amazing what “pays” in this country.

    God I’m bitter.