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It’s Time For the Flying Woman Cover-Up To Be Exposed

By Tony Hicks
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm in Uncategorized.

Apparently there’s a floating Wizard/Witch/Woman cruising around the Southwest.

Watch the video, which is of the highest quality and very convincing. And props to Bigfoot, who was on vacation and happened to have his camcorder, for supplying the footage. I got your back, Biggie.

It’s time to uncover this paranormal phenomena for what it is — a government cover-up keeping us from knowing that aliens have colluded with Bank of America to open banks in Mexico for the Mole People to sock away the millions of tons of precious stones garnered from the Earth’s core, that are being used to wage mind-control wars against Lindsay Lohan, the Spears sisters, and Rob Lowe’s nannies. Among others …

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