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Aliens tomorrow

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 at 8:42 am in Uncategorized.

Just when I thought Fox News accusing Rachael Ray of being a terrorist was the most¬†sensible thing I’d ever heard, here comes this Colorado guy who, understandably, wants Denver to form a commission on alien affairs, preparing for the inevitable alien takeover of Denver.

That’s pretty amazing … not that this guy wants a major city to spend money on creating an alien affair commission to deal with the inevitable showdown between us and creatures from beyond. What’s amazing is that Berkeley didn’t think of it first.

Oh, yeah, he’s going to prove the existence of ETs with a video tomorrow. As I suspected, they even blink.

So, in the meantime, I’ll be hoarding canned goods and purchasing water filtration systems. You can never be too careful once the aliens realize we’ve got the goods on them.¬†

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