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Hit Us Baby One More Time

By Tony Hicks
Friday, June 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm in Uncategorized.

MTV execs may be considering bringing America’s favorite trainwreck Britney Spears back to the Video Music Awards this year.

This sounds like such a terrible idea, they have no choice but to do it. Oh, please. Please, please, please, please.

They should have Spears open the VMAs every year. There would be no way, short of a televised exorcism on Amy Winehouse by the Pope himself, to get better ratings. And let’s face it, the VMAs have become almost as bad as the rest of MTV. It’s gotten so bad, there’s no saving it. The only way to go is down. They should try to see how bad it can get, and there’s no one better suited for that than Britney Spears (not including anyone from the cast of The Hills).

Maybe they should have a year-long tournament of pop disaster cases, with the winner awarded the opening of the VMAs every year. If Britney tried hard enough, she could be the equivilent of the Celtics winning 11 titles in 13 years.

As for Britney, it would make perfect sense, as it gives her motivation not to be an absolute laughingstock two years in a row. Of course, we don’t actually know she knew that …

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