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Heroes and Zeros: Gender Confusion

By Tony Hicks
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 at 5:59 pm in Uncategorized.

I’ve been real busy with … um … stuff, the past few days (watching TV, sleeping, searching tirelessly for a quality burrito). Sorry about that.

Today’s HERO: We have multiple winners, thanks to the four folks in a San Leandro neighborhood who came to the rescue of a neighbor in a burning building Tuesday night by holding a blanket so she could jump out her second story window. That’s some quick thinking, and pretty cool to boot. I thought that only happened in movies.

Today’s ZERO: Apparently people show up for the Olympics without the proper genitalia. Well, at least they don’t have what they say they do. There’s been five documented cases, according to this story. So, just to get in the ol’ Olympic spirit, let’s not only call the five losers who already tried this today’s Zeros, let’s do a pre-emptive Zero strike for anyone showing up with the wrong kind of underwear this month in China. Not that there’s a darn thing wrong with that in your own home …

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