HERO: A woman was walking up stairs to the subway in Manhattan last month when she caught some guy using his cell phone to take a picture up her skirt. So she followed him, took his picture, sent it to the police, and got him arrested. What a loser … I mean, you can’t get any kind of decent photo like that from a camera phone.

Just kidding. He’s a bad, bad person.

 ZERO: Ryan Mueller is, to put it mildly, a loser. He was convicted Thursday of sneaking into the bedroom of a 2-year-old girl’s bedroom in Sheboygan, Wis. and stealing $20 from her piggy bank while she slept. The girl’s mother walked in just as this scrub was shaking the money from her bank. Nice. The 31-year-old was sentenced to six years in prison, where he’ll have to explain to his new friends that he’s there because he stole from a 2-year-old. It should be a - heh heh - terribly long six years for Mueller.