Looks like Democracy is really taking hold in the Middle East, just like President Cheney said it would. What good is invading a country - or kicking one out of another country with unhinged violence - if we can’t tell them what to do?

Stoning women who show their foreheads in public is one thing, but really - where does it say a girl jumping on stage and smooching an Egyptian pop star will shut down a whole concert?

John Mayer wouldn’t even make it through souncheck in Kuwait.