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Exciting Miley Cyrus news!

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, October 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm in Uncategorized.

I haven’t written on my blog in a while, so I thought I’d better start with something easy — you know, so I don’t cramp up. Plus I wanted to get the name “Miley” and “Cyrus” together so I could get some hits. Because, as you know, I’m down with the young people.

Anyway, 15-year-old Miley is about to finish her autobiography. That’s right — her life story. I’m guessing it’ll be a quick read, once you get used to the large type and little pop-up pictures. This ought to be fascinating, especially the part about the rainbows and stuff. Though I must admit, she does seem a little young to write her life story. She hasn’t even taken her dad to the Junior Prom yet.

Oh come on — admit it. Every photo they take looks like a prom photo. Only Billy Ray Creepiness is trying harder than your average 16-year-old boy to look sexy. When I sell one of my daughters to Disney, I’ll at least make sure to stay far, far away. As long as it’s somewhere they have banks to cash all those checks.

Picture of Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana by Flickr user pinkmoose used under Creative Commons license.

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