By Tony Hicks
Thursday, October 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm in Uncategorized.
I haven’t written on my blog in a while, so I thought I’d better start with something easy — you know, so I don’t cramp up. Plus I wanted to get the name “Miley” and “Cyrus” together so I could get some hits. Because, as you know, I’m down with the young people.
Anyway, 15-year-old Miley is about to finish her autobiography. That’s right — her life story. I’m guessing it’ll be a quick read, once you get used to the large type and little pop-up pictures. This ought to be fascinating, especially the part about the rainbows and stuff. Though I must admit, she does seem a little young to write her life story. She hasn’t even taken her dad to the Junior Prom yet.
Oh come on — admit it. Every photo they take looks like a prom photo. Only Billy Ray Creepiness is trying harder than your average 16-year-old boy to look sexy. When I sell one of my daughters to Disney, I’ll at least make sure to stay far, far away. As long as it’s somewhere they have banks to cash all those checks.
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