Amy Winehouse update: Still no good
By Tony Hicks
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 3:09 pm in Uncategorized.
I must post this exciting and vital news: This just in, Amy Winehouse is still batshit crazy.
Can I say that, since we’re on the Internet?
Let me know if you’re offended and I promise to take it up for consideration with my people.
But in the meantime, know that Amy Winehouse’s husband Blakey Wakey Smushy-Face Whateverhisnameis got out of jail yesterday.
Did Winehouse react as one would expect a wife to after her man was released after a long jail stint? No, she reacted like you might think Amy Winehouse would.
She didn’t show up to meet him, came out of her house lunging at photographers, tried to pick a fight, fell all over the place, ordered a pizza, and chewed on some strange man’s knuckle in a taxicab.
I wish I lived closer to Amy Winehouse.
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November 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I am offended. No wait, OFFENSIVE. Damnit, I always screw those up.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I am offended — ‘batshit insane’ has a much better flow.
I’d be afraid to live closer to her, honestly. I think she’s turned into a cannibal.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Oh my God – wouldn’t that be GREAT if she turns into a cannibal. Seriously – I would start sending her letters in prison, asking for her hand in marriage.
However, let me just say that that attitude had NOTHING to do with my divorce.
And you’re right – Batshit Insane sounds better. Mandy, call me if you ever end up in jail.
November 7th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I don’t know, Amy might get jealous. And who knows, we could end up in the same jail someday! I don’t want to get shanked or suffocated by her beehive.