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Sperm banks need bailout

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, November 13th, 2008 at 9:43 am in Uncategorized.

You know things are pretty bad when sperm banks need help.

Actually it’s not so much about money in Britain, where many men have stopped donating sperm thanks to the changing of confidentiality laws, allowing children to track down the donors later. I once knew a girl whose father helped pay his way through college by donating ”many times,” he said. This girl, who had four siblings that she knew of, always thought it was funny to speculate how many other siblings she had.

I, on the other hand, thought she was freakishly strange.

British sperm banks should just start paying people to donate, like we do here in the good old USA. With the worldwide economy tanking, It’s almost certain to help get men back in there, donating away. 

Come to think of it, I think I’m overdrawn … at the real bank.

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3 Responses to “Sperm banks need bailout”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    Are you saying I can get paid for it?

  2. Tony Hicks Says:

    C’mon – don’t pretend you don’t already know that.

  3. Heyjoe Says:

    I’ve been fixed though. I wonder how long I could get away with it?

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