By Tony Hicks
Monday, November 17th, 2008 at 8:56 am in Uncategorized.
If a 21-year-old guy can’t find a hundred different ways to impress a 16-year-old girl, then he needs to give up and go back to playing with his Star Trek action figures.
When we say cougar, we mean mountain lion. Not a half-drunk 45-year-old woman who recently had liposuction.
Naturally, Chaos didn’t like it when people invaded his territory and lived up to his name, nearly mauling the poor girl to death, while her showoff/idiot boyfriend cowered nearby, too afraid to move, much less do anything to get Chaos off her. Hearing the screams, a neighbor jumped the fence, ran into the house, and punched and kicked Chaos until he stopped trying to eat the girl.
Also sharing the home with Chaos was another mountain lion and many large snakes. So if it wasn’t Chaos, chances are something else would’ve got her. I remember being 21 and doing things I would flatly deny now if someone reminded me. But even I wouldn’t do something that stupid, no matter how empty the keg was.