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The greatest idea EVER

By Tony Hicks
Friday, November 21st, 2008 at 5:27 pm in Uncategorized.

There’s a petition circulating to make pole-dancing an Olympic sport.

No, I’m not joking at all. I think it’s an amazing idea. We have to give these athletes our support.

If they can have curling and badminton, there can have pole-dancing.

This can really bring the world together in the true spirit of competition, pageantry, and Mötley Crüe music. Pole dancing can cure our worldwide economic downturn, global warming and bring peace to the Middle East. Clearly, the world needs this. 

Wait — we’re not talking about Polish people dancing … are we?

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One Response to “The greatest idea EVER”

  1. Heyjoe Says:

    How come this never happens on BART?

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