By Tony Hicks
Thursday, December 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am in Uncategorized.
Burger King has launched a meat-smelling fragrance for men.
I’m not making that up. Read this.
How incredible. And now, finally, I know what I want for Christmas. You know, if they were smart they’d market it for women. If a female wanted to attract a certain man, I can’t see any better way than to slather herself in a bunch of meat perfume. I’m getting butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it. Come to think of it, I’m suddenly hungry.