Burger King has launched a meat-smelling fragrance for men.

I’m not making that up. Read this.

How incredible. And now, finally, I know what I want for Christmas. You know, if they were smart they’d market it for women. If a female wanted to attract a certain man, I can’t see any better way than to slather herself in a bunch of meat perfume. I’m getting butterflies in my stomach just thinking about it. Come to think of it, I’m suddenly hungry.

Though would