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Sweet mother of mercy – 18 kids!?

By Tony Hicks
Friday, December 19th, 2008 at 9:19 am in Uncategorized.

This couple in Arkansas just had their 18th child.

And they say they WANT TO HAVE MORE!?

How? I’m a pretty patient guy, yet every other weekend I have three children in my house and it’s barely tolerable … and one of them can’t even talk back yet because she’s only six months old.

I don’t like being in the same room with 18 strangers, never mind 18 people I have to feed, give money to, listen to them argue, and pick up after. I would’ve left the country somewhere around child five. How does anyone get to child 12 and go, “yep, we gotta dozen now. Only six more to go.”

Clearly, this family is responsible for the worldwide food crisis and global warming, and must be arrested immediately, each member sealed off from the opposite gender, and fed contraception three times a day, just in case they can breed by smell or something.

If everyone of these kids emulates their parents, the next generation will contain 324 mouths to feed. Something must be done to stop these criminals.

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One Response to “Sweet mother of mercy – 18 kids!?”

  1. HeyJoe Says:

    I don’t think this woman has stopped lactating in 20 years.

    Yea, that’s…disturbing.

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