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Sex chip

By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 at 11:52 am in Uncategorized.

Scientists at Oxford are developing a sex chip, to stimulate the pleasure center in the human brain, thus making them want to have sex.

At first I thought it was a good idea — you know, more people having sex, relaxing more, etc.

Then I got to thinking and this is maybe the worst idea ever. More sex means more people having children and not wanting to go to work. People wanting to have sex all the time will just mean they’ll be distracted from what’s going on in the world.

Plus, at some point, the Emperor will issue the order, all the chips will go active, and instead of wanting to have sex, everyone with the chip in their head will start killing Jedi. Or something.

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