By Tony Hicks
Friday, January 2nd, 2009 at 1:55 pm in Uncategorized.
I just read a really bad spy book about terrorists seting off nukes along the Yellowstone Caldera, causing it to erupt and basically destroy the U.S.
And since we’re here — and I’m watching the “Rocky” marathon on AMC — why is Rocky running down the middle of the street in the middle of the day? Where are the cars? Do they block off the streets of Philadelphia when a boxer goes for a jog?
And what the hell are all those kids doing chasing him? Why aren’t they in school? This is why America’s going to hell in a handbasket — because we let kids chase a strange headband-wearing man down the middle of the street in the middle of the day instead of going to school.