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Squirrel chips

By Tony Hicks
Friday, January 9th, 2009 at 1:19 pm in Uncategorized.

British people are nutty. A chip company is testing out six new flavors on the public over there, including Cajun Squirrel.

I’d think that might do pretty well over here in certain areas, though. I won’t say where because I’m tired of getting hate mail every time I make fun of West Virginia or Texas.

I’ve always said it’s not a bad idea to start mass cultivation of squirrels as food. as a behavior deterrent at the very least. I won’t eat them, but maybe they’ll get the hint and stop chasing me whenever I leave the house. Squirrels have to know their place in a civilized society.

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One Response to “Squirrel chips”

  1. George Says:

    I’m not sure which is funnier, the idea of a squirrel knowing its place or that deer’s version of the standing broad jump.

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