By Tony Hicks
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 at 1:24 pm in Uncategorized.
If you’re headed to Washington D.C. next week for the big Obama bash, you might want to bring a bucket. Or go before you leave. A lot.
A George Washington University professor says the 5,000 port-o-potties planned for the event are “grossly inadequate.”
That’s funny – “grossly.”
Anyway, Professor John Banzhaf, the so-called “Father of Potty Parity,” (no, really, it calls him that) told WTOPnews.com that disaster looms, People will wait in long lines, could potentially get sick, and cause a green mushroom cloud to explode over Washinton, killing all life on the East Coast.
OK, I made that last part up. But you never know.
Port-o-potties, when not causing diasters resulting in the loss of human life, can be a source of great fun. Watch this video (and give it a minute):