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This just in: Kids are still stupid

By Tony Hicks
Thursday, January 15th, 2009 at 3:55 pm in Uncategorized.

In what shouldn’t be news to anyone, is reporting that a kid did the Christmas story stunt and, guess what, his tongue stuck to a light pole.

Every kid has done a variation of this. Though some of us were bright enough to have a pan of warm water nearby, just in case.

And this is off the subject, but was today’s plane crash in the Hudson River the first time those airplane rafts were really used? Seriously – that had to have been the first time a plane went down in water without sinking like an anvil. Kudos to that bad-assed pilot.

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